ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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