Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Randomize
