Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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