As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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