We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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