Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Randomize
