check it out our google latitudes are spooning
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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