Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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