the condom got lost in my hair
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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