its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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