so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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