I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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