Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I am one with the molecules
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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