I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
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