so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
