you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I forget how to act sober
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
