Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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