if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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