ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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