Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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