I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I wish there were birth control emojis
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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