My room smells like vodka and shame
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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