1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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