Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
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