that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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