It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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