blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
