Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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