i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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