Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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