Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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