The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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