Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Of course I have a pirate flag
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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