Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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