chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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