Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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