he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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