At least make sure they are 18
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i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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