Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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