BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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