Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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