party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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