Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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