Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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