girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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