Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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