That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
My bed smells like the plague
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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