Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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