the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
All the doctor said was why
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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