you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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